Category: Joke Board
A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi all
served as chaplains to the students of Northern
Michigan University in Marquette. They would get
together two or three times a week for coffee and to
talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that
preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real
challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led
to another, and they decided to do a seven-day
experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find
a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it. Seven
days later, they're all together to discuss the
experience
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on
crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a
bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him
from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to
do with me and began to slap me around. So I quick
grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary
Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The
bishop is coming out next week to give him first
communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair,
with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In
his best fire and brimstone oratory he proclaimed,
"WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle I went
out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to
him from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing
to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to
rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN
another until we came to a creeSo I quick DUNKED
him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you
said, he became as gentle as a la mb. We spent the
rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's Holy
Word and praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a
hospital bed. He was in a body cast and in traction
with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He
was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up and says, "You
fellows don't know what trouble is until you try to
circumcise a bear".
hahahahaha. lol
Oh my God.